Todd, a loyal reader from way back, pointed out this story to me.
Seems an 18-year-old managed to impersonate a reporter and get into the clubhouse at Shea Stadium last season. He was discovered when he tried to have a picture taken with Mike Piazza, who was in town with the Padres.
Heck, if he had just listened to Mike talk about heavy-metal music and right-wing politics, he could have stayed there all day.
The kid got a $1,000 fine and was ordered to stay away from Shea Stadium and Port St. Lucie for three years.
Being legally prohibited from entering Shea Stadium and Port St. Lucie? Where can I sign up for that?