This just in from Tampa … they’re still meeting. Supreme Court justices have been confirmed quicker than this.
My theory is they’re setting up all the promotional days for next season …
April 1: Carl Pavano Day (all fans get $8 million then go home).
May 3: Derek Jeter Free Parking Day.
June 22: Kei Igawa Half-Price Tickets Day (Scranton only).
June 4: A-Rod Giant Piggybank giveaway.
June 22: All fans named “Melky” get in free.
Aug. 1: LoHud Yankees blog readers free beer night.
Aug. 22: John Sterling and Suzyn Waldman Bobbleheads to the first 10,000 fans in blue blazers or with Massachusetts accents.
Sept. 9: Roger Clemens Tough All Day Day (held in conjunction with his first start of the season).
Sept. 15: Diane Lane, Lucy Liu and Beyonce get to sit in the press box for free.
Sept. 30: Fan Appreciation Day. All fans get free team cap and Kyle Farnsworth is released before the playoffs start.