It came out a few days ago that 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige and Timbaland may have taken performance-enhancing drugs.
Far more people listen to music than watch baseball. So obviously the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee needs to haul these entertainers in for a hearing and save the country. Frank Sinatra didn’t use HGH, why should 50 Cent get such an advantage?
I think we need to see self-righteous Christopher Shays grilling Timbaland. There is no commissioner of music, but Irv Gotti and Suge Knight can fill in.
Think of all the young rappers out there. I know I can never listen to Gatman and Robbin again without feeling cheated.