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Pinch hitting: It Is High, It Is Far, It Is Caught

Posted by: Peter Abraham - Posted in Misc on Jan 20, 2008 Print This Post Print This Post | Email This Post Email This Post

Of all the guest bloggers, these six guys have the best name for their blog. It Is High, It is Far, It is Caught is a tribute of sorts to John Sterling.

Here is how they described themselves: “Scattered throughout the continent, our crew consists of a lawyer, a banker, a comic book writer and assorted ink-stained wretches (a/k/a journalists), whose collective output includes various editions of “Justice League,” stacks of legal documents, a nationally syndicated business books column and the classic, belongs-in-every-Yankee-fan’s-library 1993 bestseller, O Holy Cow: The Selected Verse of Phil Rizzuto, which will be re-released this spring with the addition of all-new material.”

Here is their post. They’re the first guest bloggers to go with comedy:

YES Programming Schedule (tentative)

7:00 a.m.: I Dream of Jeter (Comedy) An old flame causes mischief. Guest: Mariah Carey. (Rerun)

7:30 a.m.: Judge Yogi

8:30 a.m.: My Name is Kyle (Comedy-Tragedy) After signing a big Yankee contract, Kyle tries to appease Karma by walking every leadoff batter.

9:00 a.m.: Stargate: Atlanta (Sci-Fi) Following a season-ending eight-run Mets outing, Tom is transported to the Braves universe.

10:00 a.m.: Terminator: The Joba Chamberlain Chronicles (Sci-Fi) Evil Theo dispatches an insect swarm to distract the future savior.

11:00 a.m.: Lost (Sci-Fi) The Rays’ post-game wrap-up, live from Mons Venus.

Noon: Garret Anderson 360 (News)

12:30 p.m.: Boston Legal (Drama) ex-Judge Mitchell fights for his beloved city by probing the Yankees.

1:00 p.m.: El Duque of Hazard (Comedy) The bullpen gang rigs a radar gun to make the Boss think they’re throwing 100 mph.

1:30 p.m.: Agent Sterling: FBI (Action) John must stop an A-bomb … from A-Rod!

2:00 p.m: Ugly Papi (Comedy) After being teased about his weight by Manny, Papi takes dancing lessons from Coco.

3:00 p.m.: Miami Vice (Mystery) Joey G. is forced to leave town despite doing everything demanded by bosses Jeffrey and Larry. With Hervé Villechaize as David Samson.

3:30 p.m.: MythBusters (Science) The team runs tests to see if a human can be injured as often as Carl Pavano. (Rerun)

4:30 p.m.: That 70s Team (Comedy) Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich swap… stories.

5:00 p.m.: Deal Or No Deal? (Game) Hank and Alex compete for a $250 million jackpot.

6:00 p.m.: 24 (Action) At 5:00 am on the day of the 2008 MLB First-Year Player Draft, Jack Bauer races to find the missing Brian Cashman.

7:00 p.m.: Are You Smarter Than A Sportswriter? Host: Peter Abraham.

7:02 p.m.: Dancing with the Stars (Competition) Stump Merrill teams with Heather McCartney Mills.

8:00 p.m.: The Sorianos (Drama) – A tough Chicago syndicate hires Alphonso for a series of contract hits directed by Big Lou (the water-cooler-killer) from Tampa.

9:00 p.m.: The Front Office (Comedy) Randy, Hank and Hal vie for Steve’s old chair.

10:00 p.m.: Hardball with Gary Matthews (Talk) Interview with Israeli Defense Minister Rod Carew

10:30 p.m.: Desperate Housewives (Humor) Frustrated, Cynthia tries to get Alex’s attention by wearing a sassy T-shirt to his workplace.

11:30 p.m.: Ming of the Hill (Subtitles) The crew mows the grass too short, ruining CMW’s sinker.

12:30 a.m.: Dirty Sexy Manny (Fantasy) Manny finds a secret door in the Green Monster.

2:00 a.m.: The Rocketeer (Movie, 1991) A scientist invents a special suit that makes a man fly through jet propulsion emanating from his posterior.

4:30 a.m.: Escape To L.A. (Movie 2007) Joe and Donnie embark upon a treacherous journey across the continent.

4:59:55 a.m.: Knicks Highlights (Parental Advisory).

5:00 a.m.: The Twi-Night Zone (Fantasy) An old-timer tells an incredible tale of two games played during a single day with one admission ticket.

6:00 a.m.: Morning Sermon (Religion) Frs. Phil and Harry discuss the parable of the Holy Cow.

 
 

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