Of all the guest bloggers, these six guys have the best name for their blog. It Is High, It is Far, It is Caught is a tribute of sorts to John Sterling.
Here is how they described themselves: “Scattered throughout the continent, our crew consists of a lawyer, a banker, a comic book writer and assorted ink-stained wretches (a/k/a journalists), whose collective output includes various editions of “Justice League,” stacks of legal documents, a nationally syndicated business books column and the classic, belongs-in-every-Yankee-fanâ€™s-library 1993 bestseller, O Holy Cow: The Selected Verse of Phil Rizzuto, which will be re-released this spring with the addition of all-new material.”
Here is their post. They’re the first guest bloggers to go with comedy:
YES Programming Schedule (tentative)
7:00 a.m.: I Dream of Jeter (Comedy) An old flame causes mischief. Guest: Mariah Carey. (Rerun)
7:30 a.m.: Judge Yogi
8:30 a.m.: My Name is Kyle (Comedy-Tragedy) After signing a big Yankee contract, Kyle tries to appease Karma by walking every leadoff batter.
9:00 a.m.: Stargate: Atlanta (Sci-Fi) Following a season-ending eight-run Mets outing, Tom is transported to the Braves universe.
10:00 a.m.: Terminator: The Joba Chamberlain Chronicles (Sci-Fi) Evil Theo dispatches an insect swarm to distract the future savior.
11:00 a.m.: Lost (Sci-Fi) The Rays’ post-game wrap-up, live from Mons Venus.
Noon: Garret Anderson 360 (News)
12:30 p.m.: Boston Legal (Drama) ex-Judge Mitchell fights for his beloved city by probing the Yankees.
1:00 p.m.: El Duque of Hazard (Comedy) The bullpen gang rigs a radar gun to make the Boss think they’re throwing 100 mph.
1:30 p.m.: Agent Sterling: FBI (Action) John must stop an A-bomb … from A-Rod!
2:00 p.m: Ugly Papi (Comedy) After being teased about his weight by Manny, Papi takes dancing lessons from Coco.
3:00 p.m.: Miami Vice (Mystery) Joey G. is forced to leave town despite doing everything demanded by bosses Jeffrey and Larry. With HervÃ© Villechaize as David Samson.
3:30 p.m.: MythBusters (Science) The team runs tests to see if a human can be injured as often as Carl Pavano. (Rerun)
4:30 p.m.: That 70s Team (Comedy) Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich swapâ€¦ stories.
5:00 p.m.: Deal Or No Deal? (Game) Hank and Alex compete for a $250 million jackpot.
6:00 p.m.: 24 (Action) At 5:00 am on the day of the 2008 MLB First-Year Player Draft, Jack Bauer races to find the missing Brian Cashman.
7:00 p.m.: Are You Smarter Than A Sportswriter? Host: Peter Abraham.
7:02 p.m.: Dancing with the Stars (Competition) Stump Merrill teams with Heather McCartney Mills.
8:00 p.m.: The Sorianos (Drama) â€“ A tough Chicago syndicate hires Alphonso for a series of contract hits directed by Big Lou (the water-cooler-killer) from Tampa.
9:00 p.m.: The Front Office (Comedy) Randy, Hank and Hal vie for Steveâ€™s old chair.
10:00 p.m.: Hardball with Gary Matthews (Talk) Interview with Israeli Defense Minister Rod Carew
10:30 p.m.: Desperate Housewives (Humor) Frustrated, Cynthia tries to get Alexâ€™s attention by wearing a sassy T-shirt to his workplace.
11:30 p.m.: Ming of the Hill (Subtitles) The crew mows the grass too short, ruining CMWâ€™s sinker.
12:30 a.m.: Dirty Sexy Manny (Fantasy) Manny finds a secret door in the Green Monster.
2:00 a.m.: The Rocketeer (Movie, 1991) A scientist invents a special suit that makes a man fly through jet propulsion emanating from his posterior.
4:30 a.m.: Escape To L.A. (Movie 2007) Joe and Donnie embark upon a treacherous journey across the continent.
4:59:55 a.m.: Knicks Highlights (Parental Advisory).
5:00 a.m.: The Twi-Night Zone (Fantasy) An old-timer tells an incredible tale of two games played during a single day with one admission ticket.
6:00 a.m.: Morning Sermon (Religion) Frs. Phil and Harry discuss the parable of the Holy Cow.