I didn’t get to see it in person, but heard that Jesus Montero crushed one today. Which got me thinking: Once he gets to the big leagues, what will John Sterling’s home run call be?
Jesus, Mary and Joseph, it’s gone!
And Jesus performs a miracle!
Jesus smacked that like a money-changer!
Holy Cow, it’s Jesus!
An A-bomb from Jesus!
Help me Jeeeeeeesus!
It boggles the mind as to what John could up with. See what you come up with and I’ll forward him the best idea.
(Yes, I know it’s pronounced “Hay-Zeus.” I’m just having some fun)