Anyway, there was one of those prize machines for kids in the lobby, the one where you spend a quarter and try to pluck something out with the claw. Most of the prizes were cheap plastic rings and other junk. But there also was a Jason Giambi baseball card.
I took a cell phone photo to show him. Giambi was thrilled.
“Hey, the Big G!,” he said. “It should have been at Hooters”
If only for the hilarious quotes, I hope he has a huge season.