Here’s what Ozzie Guillen told the Chicago writers about Derek Jeter yesterday:
”Derek Jeter has everything in his life. ‘He’s got money, he’s got rings. … He’s not married. He lives in New York. At the All-Star Game, I looked around to see if he’s got anything I don’t like. Whoa. The perfect man. Too bad I don’t have a daughter.”
Whoa, take it easy, Ozzie. Makes me look like I can’t stand Bruce Springsteen or Chien-Ming Wang.