Two totally unrelated links
Now I can retire. Maxim.com mentioned my blog while ripping Carl Pavano. This is the greatest day in my life. (Attention Maxim editors, I’m available for freelance. If you need somebody to interview Selita Ebanks or Eva Mendes during photo shoots, I’ll work cheap.)
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You may recall the interview with Bob Sheppard we linked to a few weeks ago. Now the audio of that interview is available. The Voice of God, on your computer.
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Just drove through the swamps of Jersey to visit the Feinsand family and baby Zack. I tried to slip a little Patriots football into his crib but Mark (a Redskins fan) caught me and had me evicted from the property.
Happy to report that little Zack is doing well and Mark will be back on the beat soon.





are you a celtics fan too?!
LOL I got a feeling Pete’s “Rajah of rehab” is going to stick for years to come
pete: Yes, now you can retire a happy man.
BTw, Jersey’s normally not this swampy. Just the weather.
They missed a pretty big one: Mike Hampton.
You have officially been made!!
Speaking of weather, anyone have any tips on whether or not I should plan for rain delay, rainout or blow over tonight? Have to make a decision pretty soon…
you are getting Popular as the days go on. use to get hooked up !
“somewhere in the swamps of jersey”
the reference isnt lost on me pete!
Harumph, they failed to list you as one of Jeter’s hotties.
Joey: Isolated T storms. Prepare for a possible delay but I doubt it’ll be rained out.
Then again, I’m not the weatherman.
Ahh the global reach of the Lohud blog. It’s a beautiful thing.
Pete you don’t want to kid to be a cheater from birth!
Go Jets!
*the kid
Hey, Pete. Are you as glad as I am that Specter has put an end to the witchhunt?
Nothing to see. Move along, folks.
Is it me or does Nick Johnson have a huge dip tucked in his lip in that Maxim picture?
The “awesome Lohud Yankees blog.” Pretty cool, Pete!
Congrats to Feinsand for having his son the same day I had mine. Peter were you coming from his Bris? Our’s was yesterday, but I think I read Mark’s wife had his son after sundown, so it would be today. The other connection is we named our son the same name that Mark named his first son. Oh and thanks for the Maxim link, Mrs. Jeff NJ is out of commission for a few weeks.
So glad it wasn’t a photo shoot of you, Pete. Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Hurl!
“Oddly enough, a Google search of “Carl Pavano has a cavernous vagina†returns a mere 23 results.”
Painful thing is, with Wang out Cashmen may actually have to give this clown a chance to come back just in time to make him worthy of a new contract somewhere.
The guy hosting the podcast with Mr. Sheppard sounds like Kermit the Frog.
It’s eerie.
Painful thing is, with Wang out Cashmen may actually have to let Pavano come back just in time to earn a new contract somewhere.
I feel sorry for that kid if his dad’s a Redskins fan. Need to slip him a Giants football. They come with an attached helmet these days.
I can’t begin to express how cool it is to be doing my work, and in the background, Bob Sheppard is saying, “Welcome to the New Yankee Stadium” in the interview. Awesome.
Maxim. None too shabby. Our man Pete Abe can turn a phrase with the best of them.
Oh WOW Pete, way to send props my way for sending you the article! (;-))
I thought it was funny enough to share with the blogosphere.
“If you need somebody to interview Selita Ebanks or Eva Mendes during photo shoots, I’ll work cheap.)”
Oh, Pete, yet ANOTHER reason why reading your blog is so much fun. You never cease to crack me up.
RSM – FYI: while most of the team might be called “cashmen,” the GM is CashmAn.
It amazes me how many people misspell the players’ names. Yeah, yeah, blog comments, typos, etc., but c’mon.
So the strip joint ads make a little more sense now.
Congrats Pete!
I kicked all the Pats fans out who tried to sneak my kid Patriots stuff, too.
Hail to the Redskins.
Bryan, thanks for pointing out Nick Johnson’s massive lipper…that’s hilarious!
And Pete, hope you land an interview with the “Rajah of Rump”.