The new place will be state of the art. There will be a plastic surgery clinic for Jerry Jones and Jessica Simpson, a cocaine vault for Michael Irvin and an lifetime supply of Kleenex for weepy Terrell Owens.
Mark Feinsand (Redskins fan), Tyler Kepner (Eagles fan) and I plan to
blow the place up bury the jerseys of Chris Cooley, Randall Cunningham and Tom Brady there later tonight. Don’t tell anybody.