Make sure you send a nice card
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- November
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Kevin Youkilis, his beard and a woman named Enza Sambataro got married over the weekend in Mexico.
(Enza Sambataro? Wasn’t that the former tag-team partner of Captain Lou Albano?)
There was no band, sources said. The happy couple danced to the sound of hundreds of Red Sox fans mindlessly chanting “Yooooouk.” No word on whether Manny and Joba were on the guest list. I’d bet not.
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Peter Abraham
In other marriage news…..
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/entertainment/sfl-madonna-111,0,4792279.story
She looks like a really lovely woman.
Best of luck to her.
Jest,
Is Madge thinking of adopting Alex?
Well…. it is possible. Alex was born in a similar environment to where she likes to adopt children from…..
Pats suck. Jets will win and win the division! It’s our time, baby! J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!!!
http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2008/09/22/jets_continue_impress/
I miss the Joba and Youk show. Common April!
I wonder if Youk pulled a Costanza and asked Enza if he could dip his bald head in oil and rub it all over her body.
She’s cute. At least Youk has better taste in women than our A-Rod.
I wish I could be like Jeter and just scan the IMDB website and pick out who I want to date.
WHat is wrong with that woman marrying him?!
Madonna and Alex are so screwed up. Howard Stern was interviewing Sandra Bernhard about Madonna doing the whole Kaballa thing since she goes to the same temple as Madonna. She said that it was very surreal to see A-Rod holding up the Torah and that she has had it with Madonna since she is such a attention getter.
Enza’s father, the 56 yr old NY Yankee rookie sensation, Alfredo Aceves, gave her away.
They were yelling “JUUUUUUUUUUUUUICE”, not “YOOOOOOUUUUUK”
Sandra Bernhard was freaking annoying on Stern the other day. I wouldn’t be surprised if she was lying about A-rod holding up the Torah. Then again this is A-rod we are talking about so who knows..
That dude is just flat out FUGLY!
not gonna start any arguments here but glad to see we have some Stern listeners here.
what are the odds enza doesn’t shave her pits?
okay, that was mean. but i know i wasn’t the only one thinking it…
i wonder if she signed a pre-nup.
stern’s great and everything. but i just don’t listen to enough radio to justify paying for it…
Hey Pete, Ever watch Housewives of Atlanta?
Should be required watching for all pro athletes.
Would cut the marriage rate in half…
I’ve pointed out here before that if Kaballah makes A-Rod a happier Yankee that get’s clutch htis and takes us into the playoffs, then the whole ballclub should practice Jewish mysticism. Chad Curtis’ Bible Study sessions in the clubhouse didn’t hurt us in the late 90s.
I would listen to Stern too but he’s not worth the $15 a month or whatever. At least they have comedic genius and Yankee season ticket holder Artie Lange on the show.
The former tag-team partner of Captain Lou Albano was Tony Altamore, they formed the Tag-Team called the Sicilians.
I wonder how times he cried during the wedding? Surely it could not have been more times then he does in a game.
Further proof that Yankee fans can make any story somehow about A-Rod.
Whoops I guess I typed in redsox.lhblogs.com by accident. Oh wait, I didn’t.
Pete,
Are you thinking of…
Name: Bruno Sammartino
Born: October 6, 1935
Birthplace: Pizzoferrato, Italy
Height: 5’10 (9” shorter than Sabathia)
Weight: 265lbs (Same weight as Sabathia)
http://wwfcharacters.googlepages.com/hallofchamps.html
“dave
November 12th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Enza’s father, the 56 yr old NY Yankee rookie sensation, Alfredo Aceves, gave her away.”
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You’re really obsessed. Jesus Christ!!!!!
Gee what’s next for A-Rod? celebrating Festivus…him and Madge in a feats of Strength…
Dumbo Donnie: You picked a good name, at least. Try and figure this out. I was poking fun at Youkilis. Yankee fans dislike him. That’s why I posted it.
Try and keep up with the rest of the class, hard as it may be.
Major: I know all about Bruno Sammartino. I loved 70s and 80s wrestling. 10x better than what is on now.
i thought you were saying something else. be careful how you use the word “beard”.
testing…..
Proves you can get split Enzas even if you’re bald.