Kevin Youkilis, his beard and a woman named Enza Sambataro got married over the weekend in Mexico.
(Enza Sambataro? Wasn’t that the former tag-team partner of Captain Lou Albano?)
There was no band, sources said. The happy couple danced to the sound of hundreds of Red Sox fans mindlessly chanting “Yooooouk.” No word on whether Manny and Joba were on the guest list. I’d bet not.