Wish I had thought of this first, but Deadspin  did.
Anyway, Gillette missed a triple play today. Official Gillette spokesman Roger Federerererer won the French Open. Official Gillette spokesman Tiger Woods won The Memorial and Official Gillette spokesman Derek Jeter … went 0 for 4 and couldn’t get a bunt down.
But the good news is the Yankees won, he makes a lot of money and the babes love him.
Shameless plug: Rumor has it I’m going to be on WFAN at 10:45 p.m.